Would
all the women within the “sound” of my blog who like comb-overs on men please
Are
you listening men? Because one thing is certain—bald
is beautiful!
Not
only is it beautiful, it is masculine.
Embrace the truth with a man hug! Have you ever
heard of female-pattern baldness?
No. It’s called male pattern
baldness, which is why ancient Samarai warriors shaved their heads to look more
“manful.” You got that, Bro?
Marketers
attempt to make you feel less attractive so they can sell you hair treatments
and product. You don’t need no stinkin’ product. You need a buzz! And I’m not talking about ten successive cans
of Dr. Pepper. I’m talking about a #1
attachment to hair shears.
Bald and balding men,
attention! Chest out, stomach in, chin
up, and your male-pattern baldness shining like a glorious manly orb. What woman would not like to get her hands on
one of these hunks?
Men, be fearless and be bald! Stand up for the Sacred Masculine and get a buzz!
You’ll save some money, assert your macho, and keep living.
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