Bald is Beautiful

NOTE: Since the November 2016 election, numerous people have asked me to republish my 2014 blog that featured a picture of Donald Trump.  So here it is, by popular demand.

Would all the women within the “sound” of my blog who like comb-overs on men please stand up?  Ah ha!   Just as I thought—no one.

Are you listening men?  Because one thing is certain—bald is beautiful!

Not only is it beautiful, it is masculine.  Embrace the truth with a man hug!  Have you ever heard of female-pattern baldness?  No.  It’s called male pattern baldness, which is why ancient Samarai warriors shaved their heads to look more “manful.”  You got that, Bro?

Marketers attempt to make you feel less attractive so they can sell you hair treatments and product.  You don’t need no stinkin’ product.  You need a buzz!  And I’m not talking about ten successive cans of Dr. Pepper.  I’m talking about a #1 attachment to your barber shears. 

Men, attention!  Chest out, stomach in, chin up, and your male-pattern baldness shining like a glorious manly orb.  What woman would not like to get her hands on one of these hunks: 

Men, be fearless and be bald!  Stand up for the Sacred Masculine and get a buzz.  You’ll save some money, you'll save your macho, and you'll keep living...in style.

Where have all the liberals gone?

Those who read my blog know that I am basically apolitical. I don't get involved much in politics.  A lot has changed recently.

First, I should say that I was once a liberal.  After all, liberals were open minded and took care of the underprivileged.  I voted for Diane Feinstein and exchanged correspondence with her.  Martin Luther King, Junior, is one of my heroes.  I have black, gay, Asian, and Hispanic friends.  I believe everyone deserves food and shelter.

I did not vote for Trump or Clinton this election because either suited me, but reactions to the election from the Left are unsettling to me, and the totalitarianism at our universities worries me.  I'm still not very political, and I am certainly not an activist. I love the idea of changing the world by doing good and being good.

But I happened upon this brief video that really kind of says it for me.  Give it a listen, see what you think, and keep living.

Peace and love....
Dave